It looks like the grass is being eaten by the pig.

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pregglepretzelbitch:

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would fucking make you feel better? :/

Well, if you’re offering….

I always am;)

Good.

Bring the whip.

Can I bring samuel l jackson?

Holding a whip?

Yes.

tHE FORCE S STRONG WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Nick Fury motherfucker.

*kills self*

Please don’t.

*Doesn’t*

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I will now go and roll around in my own uglyness.
Brayden Porter (On stalking his tumblr fora full 20 minutes)